Authored by Mr. Francis Elder II
Paperback List Price: $5.99
Kindle Price: $1.99
5" x 8" (12.7 x 20.32 cm)
Black & White on White paper
BISAC: Humor / Form / Anecdotes & Quotations
A collection of funny anecdotes from the author's own life, sure to have you belly laughing and gasping for breath.
The stories cross age boundaries, sharing funny moments that many readers can relate to personally.
This book will make a great addition to your collection, coffee table, night stand and could potentially save your life one day!
Here is an excerpt from the book;
"After so many years of marriage, twenty plus, I thought it might be hard to surprise me. My wife got back to the house after being away for a few days and for whatever reason I thought it would be alright to go into what might be referred to as "super pesky tease mode".
Seeing her smile brings a lot of enjoyment to me, but I have learned over the years that sometimes a smile can be more than just a "ha ha" that was funny smile.
After several moments I noticed something a bit different about this smile. Perhaps it was that she was tired from being away from home so long?
In a somewhat straight voice, tinged with a hint of temporary insanity she said "You had better stop.". My reply was that I just loved seeing her smile so much.
After a very long pause she said "I am smiling because I know right now I can kill you and they will let me get away with it....."
It was time to fiddle with the laptop for awhile and maybe go walk the dog."